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This friday Tiffany Show World on Pattaya’s 2nd Road hosts the annual Miss Tiffany Universe pageant for women of the 2nd category from all over the world. The event is viewed by millions of Thais and hosted by the reigning Miss Thailand Universe, who is naturally feminine while the beauty of her ka-toey sisters are […]

As the Bush administration nears the end of its 2nd term, Hollywood has decided to produce a movie about GW Bush’s path to the presidency as well as his years in the White House. No one has been cast for the title role, however the producers have finalize Thandie Newton appearance as Condeleeza Rice.

Personally I […]

Yesterday The Nation reported on a growing castration (lopping off the testicles) trend amongst young wannabe ladyboys without funds to finance a complete sexual transformation. The castration operation costs $130US or 4400 baht and in most cases requires parental approval.

These young boys are convinced that ridding themselves of their testicles will soften their masculine features […]

My cousin Sharon Mitchell performed exotic dances around the world. Her skill with a firepole was legendary and a smile grace her face through every routine before a devoted audience smitten with a drool factor of 10. Sharon was their goddess, but even goddesses feel pain.

No one saw her grimace upon getting backstage or heard […]

Last night the Old Roue and I discussed BLIND FAITH’s LP cover upon seeing a flat-chested dancer at What’s Up A Go-Go in Pattaya. Her chest was flatter than Kansas and the Old Roue said, “I loved that cover.”

“Who wouldn’t?” Obviously guys with a big breast fixation.
“I had that album cover on my wall. The […]

Ole para los Gordos
Spanish fashionistas rejected 3 overly thin models from the runway for achieving a Body Mass Index (BMI) of less that 18. The trio scored under 16. I’m a little over 25 at six feet and 185. Of course I lie about my height and weight. These svelte beauties had no such luxury. […]

I like skinny women. This predilection for underweight females originates from the nympish cover girl of BLIND FAITH’s LP. Not CD. LP. This fetish has been a life-long devotion. Thai girls are naturally thin until they get a boyfriend with a little money, then it’s eat and eat and eat to balloon into a plump […]

I was born in 1952.
Doctors during that prehistoric period had no way of predicting an infant’s sex, however my mother was so convinced that her second child would be a girl that a year’s worth of pretty pink baby clothing lay neatly stacked in a crib. i imagine she experienced a more than a little disappointment after […]

After 9/11 a newspaper conducted a survey to see how many Americans could locate New York on a map. Readers were flabbergasted by the high percentage and this mental gap on geography was brought home to the TV audience during the Miss Teen USA pageant when the contestant from South Carolina was asked by the […]

This Monday millions of Thais will be voting on a referendum to determine the nation’s next government. Most Thais will welcome a new government to replace the present uncertainty and none more so than the Land of Smiles’ 200,000 ka-toeys.

Once the government is in place a NLA member plans to place a bill changing the […]