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On my flight back to the States the China Airlines’ 747 stopped in Anchorage, Alaska. Two middle-aged men stood in line for passport control. They were wearing shorts and smiles. The older returnee from Paradise, an overweight teamster, said, “That was the best vacation of my life. I don’t want it to end until I […]

The spam sent to my website seems mostly dedicated to baldness cures, cheap viagra and sex videos. The latter is dominated by Paris Hilton XXX movies. I suppose that her popularity stems from being a wayward heiress rather than her fashion model beauty. Almost like Cinderella in reverse, but I was surprised this week by […]

Thaksin’s Lydia claims, “We are just friends.”

Elliot Spitzer’s callgirl from the Emperors Club texted her friends. “OMG. I just did the governor.”

Good girl versus bad girl.
The choice is up to the high and mighty.
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The 4th wife of Indonesia’s 2nd President accused the recently-departed 2nd President of shortening her husband’s life. The fiery entertainer met the 57-year-old Sukarno when she was 19 during a state visit to Japan. She has always denied the rumors of her geisha background. Her non-conciliatory declaration was the sole voice of dissent during the mourning period for […]

Natalie is sexy.

She doesn’t need the piercings or the tattoos.
Her libido sends the message to her customers she’s on the game and if they want to play them they have to pay. Riding her is like driving a Ferrari on ice. Your skill levels have to be honed to a professional level.
And if they aren’t, […]

You know you’ve been out of the USA too long when People Magazine publishes a list of the 50 Most beautiful women and you can only visualize one.
And Angeline Jolie is probably the oldest one in the Top 10.

1. Jessica Alba (actress)
2. Keeley Hazell (model)
3. Eva Longoria (actress - pictured)
4. Adriana Lima (supermodel)
5. Scarlett Johansson (actress)
6. […]

Most surveys are conducted with scores, if not hundreds of people. Personally I go for the one person who is most representative of the subject group and when I was thinking about the five qualities a Thai bar girl required from her farang boyfriend, I immediately went to Gai, the Buffalo Bar’s version of Anna Nichols […]

Standard joke about the perfect western girlfriend.

Her father owned a pub, she’s 3′4″ with a flat head so you can put your beer on her.
Simple needs, but in Thailand more than likely your girlfriend’s father is distilling moonshine lao khao or rice whiskey, she’s 5-3, and there is no way any Thai will let you […]

John Guare in his play SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION contends that everyone in the world is no more than six people away from each other.

GW Bush to George Bush to his father to Hitler.
Me to my sister-in-law to George Bush Senior to GW Bush to his father and then Hitler
Me to Carrie Carey to Ahmed […]

My wife/girlfriend got tired of my staying at home.

“It’s holiday. Go out with friend. Don’t come back until you mao kah.” Basically meaning get legless. She knows what I like and I went to meet several friends at What’s Up a Go-Go. The manager is a tom boy. Several of the dancers are fag hags. A […]