October 10

In 2005 America celebrated Columbus Day.

In 1492 the great navigator was two hundred miles from land.

In 1973 Vice President Agnew was deposed as Nixon’s second for graft.

He once said, “An intellectual is a man who doesn’t know how to park a bike.”

I said, “Go fuck yourself.”

Pseudo-intellectuals are not nattering nabobs of negativism and I celebrate Agnew’s exile into non-existence every year.

Fuck the GOP.

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