Shit My Dad Said

A twenty-seven year-old was living with his old man.

73 if not more.

His son recorded his father’s salty sayings for fucking Facebook.

His adages deserved a better forum.

Old man – “If at first you don’t succeed, quit. Because you probably suck.”

“Universe is 14 Billion years old. Seems silly to celebrate one year. Be like having a fucking parade every time I take a piss.”

“I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means right now, I like silence more.”

“Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.”

Smart old man, eh?

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