Donald Trump pardoned the White House turkey, but had the CIA rendition the bird to black-ops site, where his son shot it for sport.
He thought it was a leopard.
# 2 how do you feed the White House horde with one turkey?
One bird was barely enough to serve a white family of five in the 1950s.
With a lot of turkey helper stuffing.
Hmmmmm genetically modified food.