Monthly Archives: January 2018

Scared Of Sharks

Helicopters have flown over Florida beaches to discover hundreds of sharks close to the shore. Usually drawn by shoals of fish. Sharks have no friends, although lampreys hitchhike on the killing machine. Recently a story from a porno actress’ 2006 sexual encounter with Donald Trump has revealed the billionaire’s abject fear of sharks. In a […]

Pizza In The Oval Office

In November 1995 a conservative GOP-controlled Congress shut down America and that weekend a blizzard isolated the President in the Oval Office. Bill Clinton faced down this crisis by ordering a take-out pizza and thirty minutes later a buxom 21 year-old intern delivered the pizza to the Oral Office. Her name was Monica Lewinsky. As […]

Now More Than Ever

Best Punch At CBGBs

Back in the 1970s CBGBs was a rough bar. The Hell’s Angels frequented the Bowery bar and no one challenged their claim to the punk rock venue, since the Angels scared off other asshole bikers, although not every night. In 1978 a packed house of garage rock fans greeted the Cramps’ debut and the Akron […]

2017 February

A snow day. Eight inches and more. Everyone took a snow day. The white snow covered all of Fort Greene. I traveled north to Catskill on the Hudson. Every miles brought me to the grasp of winter. The Hudson River flowed in the light of the setting sun. Charlotta met me at the station and […]