Scared Of Sharks

Helicopters have flown over Florida beaches to discover hundreds of sharks close to the shore.

Usually drawn by shoals of fish.

Sharks have no friends, although lampreys hitchhike on the killing machine.

Recently a story from a porno actress’ 2006 sexual encounter with Donald Trump has revealed the billionaire’s abject fear of sharks.

In a 2011 interview Stormy Daniels related a conversation during a visit to A Beverly Hills Hotel bungalow.”

“The strangest thing about that night — this was the best thing ever. You could see the television from the little dining room table and he was watching Shark Week and he was watching a special about the U.S.S. something and it sank and it was like the worst shark attack in history. He is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks. He was like, ‘I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.’ He was like riveted. He was like obsessed. It’s so strange, I know.”

She also said that sex was generic.

“It was one position.”

I’m guessing it was cowgirl reverse.

As for his fear of sharks, I agree.

The 1975 film JAWS scared me out of the ocean, although these days I’m more frightened of sharts as should be Trump.

It’s an old age thing.

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