Proof Of Global Warming

The recent heat wave in the USA has not stopped the global warming denialists’ campaign of refuting science.

I suspect many had failed the subject in high school.

I responded to their fervent rejection of reason with the following logic.

“Global warming is caused by Man’s not reading the bible. More sinners go to hell and so many of them are obese that their fat bodies burn hotter than normal people. More sinners = a hotter hell = a hotter earth core = global warming. Less sinners = colder temperature in hell = ice on the Great lakes. Try denying that math.”

I don’t need my fingers to add 1 + 1 = 2.

Denialists don’t need fingers either, because they believe in divine math.

1 + 1 = Adam and Eve.

Led to hell by their leader.

Fatso Trump.

He cheats at golf.

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