Does Rick Perry Really Need Glasses?

President-Elect Donald Trump declared that Rick Perry of Texas was his # 1 choice for Energy Czar. The former governor worked on his family’s cotton farm after a seven-year stint flying US Air Force flying C-130.

His degree from Texas A&M was in Animal Science and when the Supreme Court voided Texas’s anti-sodomy law, Perry said: “I’m not taking the bar exam … I don’t know what a lot of legal cases involve … My position on traditional marriage is clear…. I don’t need a federal law case to explain it to me.”

Perry is a Christian.

I don’t have much respect for Bible Thumpers and Rick Perry understood that people regarded Snake-Eaters with scorn and started wearing glasses to appear a little more intellectual. Being myopic I am outraged by his usurping our ailment for political purposes, then again previously he might have been wearing contact lenses and I hate them.

They totally fuck up your eyes, which are the mirrors to our souls.

And so said Audrey Hepburn.

Audrey knew how to wear glasses.

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