Monthly Archives: April 2016

The Meaning Of Life In 13 Words

The meaning of life. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened. I know what happened. 63 years under gravity. 45 years of sex. 50 years of drinking. 43 years of drugs. 51 years of work. Time has taken its toll and I feel like Merlin who has lost all […]

Beware Of The No-Goat Zone

Back in 2006 a Swiss man was caught speeding on a Canadian highway. The cop radared the violator going 161 km/h (100mph) in a 100 km/h (60mph) zone 1. The foreign driver apologized for his transgression and explained to the traffic officer that he was taking advantage “of the ability to go faster without risking […]

Angles of Angels

Steve Tyler of the group Arrowsmith once said that during the early part of his career he chose groupies asking them to put their legs together and if he could put his hand between their upper thighs then he was on. This blonde might have passed his scrutiny. But just.

Crime Does Pay

I loved this story from 2007. After catching his 15-year-old smoking pot, a father sold the hard-to-get “Guitar Hero III” video game he bought his son for 90 dollars for Christmas at an online auction, fetching 9,000 dollars. The sale took place after the father spent two weeks searching for the video game for the […]

Mia Noi DNA Test

Thailand is a surprisingly puritan country. The nation’s Buddhist tenets demand propriety on all levels of life. Most people succeed in keeping the straight and narrow, however many men lose interest in their first wives and take up with mia nois or small wives. When my wife left to go up country, ostensively to care […]