Death Of The Twinkie

Twinkies are not dead.

They just aren’t what they used to be after Hostess’ bankruptcy.

They’ve been reduced in size and calories.

New Twinkies have 135 calories and a mass of 38.5 grams, while the original Twinkies contained 150 calories and had a mass of 42.5 grams thanks to a hedge fund revival.

Twinkies.

Another victim of capitalism.

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