1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away.
2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3. My love fer you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I’d like to sign you out.
5. Is there a mirror in your pants? Cuz I can see myself in ’em.
6. You might not be the best lookin’ girl here, but beauty’s only a light switch away.
7. I know I’m not no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make yer bed rock.
8. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
9. If yer gunna regret this in the mornin’, we kin sleep ’til afternoon.
AND … the best for last!
10. Yer face reminds me of a wrench. Every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
Send by Tottenham Spurs fan.
NIK Rieter. A Yid fan to the end.
Amazingly no liberals ever get upset about anyone dogging white trash or hillbillies. No one on the right either. White trash are fair game. No one ever defends them. No one ever will.