Monthly Archives: August 2014

How To Make A Woman Happy

It’s not difficult to make a woman happy.. A man only needs to be 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a […]

The Love Of Dogs For Man

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. […]

Klaatu Barada Nikto

Isaac Asimov wrote the three laws of robotics in I ROBOT. 1.) A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. 2.) A robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. 3.) […]

Just Whistle

Sadly Lauren Bacall passed away last week She was a siren of serene beauty and a true New Yorker. The actress hit stride in the movie TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT with the famous line to Humphrey Bogart. “Just whistle.” Any man in his right mind would have obey her command. To view that scene, […]

Lotte In London

My young friend Lotte was running a fiendishly wicked evening in London. Chez Maxilla. I don’t know where she is now, but I’ll find out.