Duck Dynasty Demise

The year is 2013.

Criminalizing homosexuality is a losing battle for the God-fearing GOP, yet gays are a target of hatred for many Americans. Faggot remains a popular insult among the young and mainstream media regularly portrayed counter-culture sexuality as an aberration.

Straight men are scared of queers.

This week GQ published an interview with the familial founder of the A&E hit DUCK DYNASTY in which Phil Robertson lumped homosexuality with bestiality as deviant behavior.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical. Sinfulness starts with homosexual behavior and just morph out from there. Bestiality, sleeping around with this woman and that woman and that woman and those men, but homosexuals aren’t alone. Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers — they won’t inherit the kingdom of God. Don’t deceive yourself. It’s not right.”

Phil has yet to come around the reality of godlessness; i.e. there is no God and after an onslaught of negative response the cracker patriarch wrote, “I would never treat anyone with disrespect just because they are different from me. We are all created by the Almighty and like Him, I love all of humanity.”

He was speaking his mind.

I respect his right to free speech. I free-speechify without any restrictions, however I have also seen pornography in all its forms and bestiality is definitely more perverse than homosexuality in my eyes.

True to their roots the Robertson clan backed the old man and threatened to leave A&E en masse along with its 9 million-plus audience.

I have never seen the show.

I threw my TV off the roof five years ago.

Not many Americans are willing to give up the faith in the Boob Tube and the Robertson clan responded to A&E’s decision with the following statement. “We want you to know that first and foremost we are a family rooted in our faith in God and our belief that the Bible is His word.”

Needless to say as an atheist I say fuck their hateful God unlike Tea Party MILF Sara Palin and Governor Jindal of Lousiana who said, “The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints, except those they disagree with.”

Guess I don’t know what I’m missing, but in a family as big as DUCK DYNASTY the odds are in favor of one member rejecting the straight life.

I couldn’t tell who from the group photo.

They all look straight to me.

Maybe someone else will have luck with turning them unstraight.

It only takes one.

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