No Beer In Hell

Some things never change, especially if those in charge never change, and today the Vatican re-afformed that atheists such as myself are going to Hell to contradict the new Pope supposedly saying that non-believers could be saved through Christ if they do good.

Hell is hell for the Holy Roman Church and in the words of the soul singer Curtis Mayfield, “If Hell’s down below, then we’re all gonna go.”

Not me, because I don’t believe in Hell.

Of course I’ll be drinking cold beer before my death just in case there is a Hell, because there will be no cold beer in Hell.

Only salty popcorn at a crowded cineplex with gun fiends shooting up sinners.

Fuck the Vatican.

There won’t be any beer in their Heaven.

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