118 In Kansas

Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it! Q:

How hot is it in Kansas?
A: So hot every fat guy sweating smells like Bacon!

Q: How hot is a Kansas summer?
A: So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!

Q. How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Kansas?
A. If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.

Q: What’s the most popular pick up line in Kansas?
A: Nice tooth!

And that’s all. folks

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