Monthly Archives: May 2011

Dropping Like Flies

May 26, 2011 – 7:23 pm

The GOP regained control of the House of Representatives in 2010. White men were pissed off that the modern world had turned out nothing like the promise of THE JETSONS. Cock-hating women had positions of power and the President of the United States was a nigger. Silenced by the forces of political anal retentiveness the […]

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$25,000,000 Dead or Alive

May 25, 2011 – 7:42 pm

My family has suspected me of working for the CIA ever since I moved to France in the 1980s. Friends have announced accusations of my association with ‘the Company’ at parties and dinners. Everyone gets a good laugh out of matching my absence from America with dubious espionage misadventures. I have denied any ties to […]

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Bible Belt Tragedies

May 25, 2011 – 7:09 pm

The Bible Belt extends across the southern USA from Virginia to Texas. The white population is dominated by conservative evangelical Protestantism and the black populace of those states are equally enthralled with their churches. Several cities have fought for the title of ‘the Buckle of the Bible Belt’ and this last month the wrath of […]

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SEVENTEEN – Ladytron

May 24, 2011 – 8:24 pm
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Blue Angel Madness

May 24, 2011 – 8:23 pm

Everyone hates Mondays. It’s the first day of the work week and I rode the F train from Brooklyn with shudders of trepidation. My boss Richie Boy had been especially abusive on Friday. We have been friends for decades, but he is no long who he was, since he wants to be someone else. Rich, […]

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