Monthly Archives: December 2009

Care For Some Chowdah, Bobby – BET ON CRAZY

December 29, 2009 – 8:41 pm

My boss Manny hates me. I don’t fear his threats to fire me. I’m not indispensable. Merely very cost-effective as well as one of his son’s best friends. That be said blood is thicker than thieves and I regard this run in the diamond exchange as a temporary distraction from my life of leisure. “You [...]

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AVATAR 3D Miss-Out

December 29, 2009 – 8:07 pm

My landlord wanted to reward my babysitting his two kids with an evening at the cinema. AVATAR in 3D. Just the two of us and a joint of green goo ganga. First night. A snow storm forestalled our excursion and the window of opportunity remained shut during the holiday season. “Wait until I get back.” [...]

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AVATAR – the movie

December 28, 2009 – 10:39 pm

$300 million dollars. 3D FX. The last biggest film of 2009. My good friend Andy Pollack offered to take me to see AVATAR at a 3D theater. Night #1. I thought about it, because I used to be a movie addict. 1st show. 1st day. Biggest theater. The Ultimate. APOCALYPSE NOW at the Ziegfield in [...]

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Chinks Freedom from Porno

December 28, 2009 – 10:15 pm

Chairman Mao and his red cadres sought to eradicate the blight of opium from China by executing addicts in the thousands. History according to the DEA and other punitive anti-drug agencies uphold that this policy worked beyond expectations, however my travels throughout China in the 90s revealed like in the USA drug use was merely [...]

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Truer words have never been spoken

December 28, 2009 – 9:25 pm

The Meaning of Life in 13 Words. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the fuck happened. I know what happened. 57 years under gravity. 49 years of fucking. 47 years of drinking. 30 years of drugs. I feel like Harry Potter who has lost all his powers, but for several good [...]

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