Monthly Archives: June 2009

Eden Roc

It’s been over 20 years since I’ve been to the South of France. October. 1989. Cap d’Antibes I was swimming in the Baie Doree. No one in the water except for me and an older woman. I stepped on something sharp. I thought it was glass, except I saw a small fish swimming away from [...]

Make Nice to a Piece of Shit – BET ON CRAZY

47th Street is a closed community. Everyone knows each other. If you say something about someone to somebody else, you can be sure whatever you said will be filter through several layers to come out much worse than what you had originally had stated to the first person. Best in most cases to say nothing, [...]

MIA Governor

The GOP governor from South Carolina has spent the greater part of 2009 resolutely rejecting the stimulus package offered by the Obama administration, stating that to use such funds in order to extend unemployment benefits to his constituents would be unconstitutional. His obdurate stance was seen as an attention-getter to his proposed 2012 presidential campaign [...]

Man’s Best Friend

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. [...]

When is Old Old?

Questions and Answers from an AARP Forum Q: Where can men over the age of 50 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore under fiction. Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish [...]