Monthly Archives: April 2009

Earth Day 2009

I drank organic vodka in celebration of Earth Day. The mixer was organic ginger ale. Glass bottles. A glass glass. No plastic. It went well with my Happy Meal #3. Supposedly civilization started when hunter-gatherers discovered fermented fruits. One of them drank it. He survived and explained his out-of-the-body experience. The primitives understood that to [...]

Tristam Dequatremare – French Painter

The more and more I see of Tristam Dequatremare. The more and more I like him. I have a painting of his in LA. With my Cousin Sherri. I doubt her husband will give it back. Art is like that unless it was taken by the Nazis.

More Beer Advice

Don’t drink with dogs.

Bound to Burn at the Stake

My Argentinean friend, Dampira, send a Facebook survey of what Biblical character she would be. The website search engine decided Deborah, a prophetess of the Old Testament. My apostasy forced a rude reaction. “Better you were Mary Magdalene. A fucking whore.” Dampira was taken aback at my vehemence and I explained that I had of [...]

Northern Maine 1991

Northern Maine. 1991. There was no winter in New York. Everyone was heading to Miami. It was trendy. My friend Philippe and I decided to drive to the farthest reaches of Maine. We listened to NEVERMIND and did speed. Ft. Kent was really winter. I wanted to cross the St. John’s River into Canada. Philippe [...]