Monthly Archives: March 2009

Quote of the Day – Mae West

“It ain’t no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don’t break any.” – Mae West Uncle Carmine was in agreement, although he felt, “it ain’t breaking the law as long as you only break one at a time.”

We’re All Big Sinners Now

The frontiers of “NO” were expanded for the youth of America this week, as New Jersey authorities charged a 14 year-old girl with child porn for distributing over 30 nude photos on www.myspace.com themselves. Under Megan’s Law Passaic prosecutors could seek to have the underage girl registered as a sex offender paving the way for [...]

Big Penis Good Luck

My childhood house in Maine shows up on GoogleEarth. It’s the fifth house from the bluffs overlooking Portland Harbor. To be truthful I’m never sure if it’s the right one, since most homes in the suburbs look the same. Same houses, same lives, same desires, however an 18 year-old Briton on the verge of a [...]

NORTH NORTH HOLLYWOOD by Peter Nolan Smith

Six women were crowded the honeymoon suite of the Coastal Motel. None of them was the bride. She was in the bathroom. The groom was on the bed, patiently waiting for the bathroom door to open for her co-star. The camerawoman had another shoot scheduled for this evening and she tapped her watch. A bead [...]

Cook County Cock Crazy

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them. JERRY FALWELL, Crossfire, May 17, 1997 Cook County Sheriff Thomas Dart shares the reverends views on the world’s oldest profession and sent out his forces of law and order to arrest over 149 men and women for breaking the commandment [...]