Monthly Archives: November 2008

2008 Bar Rules for Pattaya

November 24, 2008 – 4:42 pm

It’s almost high season so better get a head start of reminding punters visiting Pattaya that there are actually rules of behavior for bargirls. These come from www.globalreport.com and are the other side of the mirror. Most people ignore rules but what the hell? Check them out. 1. At the end of the week, specifically [...]

By Peter | Posted in Pattaya | Comments (0)

11-22-65 plus 45

November 24, 2008 – 4:32 pm

Two days ago was the 45th Anniversary of JFK’s assassination in Dallas. “Mr. President, you can’t say Dallas doesn’t love you,” the first lady of Texas commented, as the presidential limousine entered Dealey Plaza. JFK supposedly said, “I would never say that.” Then shots rang out and within a few hours the nation learned that [...]

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Mssr. Plaza By Mark Kamins

November 24, 2008 – 4:31 pm

I always hit the Plaza Hotel on Sat.night. In the old days I could rock, roll, run through Trader Vics, pick some pockets, sell a key to a Midwest salesman, thinking he’s got the hooker of his dreams upstairs. Now I swing with the rocks. I got my boys in Africa, they dig for hours, [...]

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The Truth About Whores

November 24, 2008 – 4:29 pm

“Beware of whores that don’t want money. The Hell they don’t. What they mean is that they want more money.” William Burroughs. I miss seeing William Burroughs shambling through Grand Central Station in the late afternoon. I miss junkies too. The other night I was at Elk Gallery on Crosby Street. Jocko Weyland was curating [...]

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Tinkering with NASA Tinkle

November 24, 2008 – 4:28 pm

NASA Astronauts were hard at work this weekend on the Intergalactic Piss Cleaner located on the International Space Station. This device is meant to convert urine and sweat into potable water, thereby decreasing the transport loads of the supply rockets. Unfortunately the urine centrifuge is out of whack and the astronauts have been forced to [...]

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