Monthly Archives: September 2008

Sarah so hot

September 26, 2008 – 8:55 am

Bill Clinton is a piece of shit. After what he said about Sarah Palin this week I understand why Al Gore wanted the president to have nothing to do with his election campaign. “I come from Arkansas, I get why she’s hot out there. Why she’s doing well.” Bet old Willie can’t wait to meet [...]

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Chaos in DC

September 26, 2008 – 8:43 am

55% of Americans believe that they are protected by guardian angels, however that celestial protection has been lifted for the financial institutes of America. Yesterday a Japanese investment firm bought Lehman Brothers’ European and Middle East holdings for $2. If I had known the price I would have bid at least $3 and Washington politicians, [...]

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Give Peace A Chance

September 26, 2008 – 8:42 am

Back in the last century Richie Boy, Ronnie D, and I were surfing in the Hamptons. The day ended with beers on the beach. A fire from driftwood warmed our bones and we rehashed old stories, as the sun sank over the salt marsh. Richie Boy’s girlfriend asked us to pose for a picture. We [...]

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To Live and Die in Thailand

September 26, 2008 – 8:41 am

Here’s a list of death in Thailand spanning 2005-2008 complied by the US State Dept. THAILAND Date of Death Place of Death Cause of Death 11-Jul-05 BANG LAMUNG Suicide 24-Jul-05 UBON RATCHATHANI Veh. Accident-Motorcycle 8-Aug-05 CHIANG MAI Drug-related 23-Sep-05 LOPBURI Veh. Accident-Auto 23-Sep-05 LOPBURI Veh. Accident-Auto 3-Oct-05 CHIANG MAI Drug-Related 4-Oct-05 SRIRACHA, Veh. Accident-Motorcycle 19-Oct-05 [...]

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Miracle sex acne cure

September 24, 2008 – 4:07 pm

My sister had bad skin as a teenager. She visited a dermatologist every week and her nights were consumed by arcane cleansing rituals. I’d come into the bathroom and throw water on my face. After two seconds I’d wipe the dirt from my face, leaving a Shroud of Turin visage on the towel. My sister [...]

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