Monthly Archives: September 2008

Sarah so hot

Bill Clinton is a piece of shit. After what he said about Sarah Palin this week I understand why Al Gore wanted the president to have nothing to do with his election campaign. “I come from Arkansas, I get why she’s hot out there. Why she’s doing well.” Bet old Willie can’t wait to meet […]

Chaos in DC

55% of Americans believe that they are protected by guardian angels, however that celestial protection has been lifted for the financial institutes of America. Yesterday a Japanese investment firm bought Lehman Brothers’ European and Middle East holdings for $2. If I had known the price I would have bid at least $3 and Washington politicians, […]

Miracle sex acne cure

My sister had bad skin as a teenager. She visited a dermatologist every week and her nights were consumed by arcane cleansing rituals. I’d come into the bathroom and throw water on my face. After two seconds I’d wipe the dirt from my face, leaving a Shroud of Turin visage on the towel. My sister […]

Swimming the klongs

Leena Jungjanja (‘Leena Jung’), a Bangkok governor election candidate, fell into the polluted Saen Saeb Canal during a campaign junket to the Pratunam pier. Amazingly she was still all smiles after the tumble into those troubled waters. See how she feels about it tomorrow.

Adieu to GW

New York City is under siege by steroid-ridden security forces determined to protect the leaders of world leaders gathered for GW Bush’s final United Nations General Assembly. He blathered before the diplomats about Russia, Iran, Iraq, terrorism, and finally addressed the issue of America’s economic melt-down. “I can assure you that my administration and our […]