Archive for July, 2008

Canuck Pissed At Towelheads

This letter was sent to me by Big Al in Pattaya proving that some people mhave heard too many lies to grasp the truth.
This was written by a Canadian woman, but oh how it also applies to the U. S. U.K. and Australia
Here is a woman who should run for Prime Minister!
Written by a housewife […]

Zulu - The Movie

Barack Obama lists these movies as his favorites on Facebook
Casablanca, Godfather I & II, Lawrence of Arabia and One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
Casablanca is my all-time favorite movie, but very few people know that Barack is a secret admirer of ZULU, a 60s film about the battle between a small detachment of British solders […]

McCain not MC for the ages

“I ate the music my kids play,” John McCain told reporters.
Here’s a list of his 23 year-old daughter Meghan McCain’s CDs
David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Radiohead, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, the Who, the Beach Boys, Madonna, Jay-Z, the Smiths, Björk, Kanye West, the Cure, T. Rex, the Velvet Underground, 2 Pac and Dr. Dre, Elliott Smith, […]

Low Road McCain

Years ago a friend of mine went to a boxing match in Jakarta. Muhammad Ali was a guest of Tommie Sukarno, the son of the Indonesian dictator. The fomer heavyweight champ was visibly suffering from his ailment, but greeted his fans with enthusiasm and My friend went over to shake Ali’s hand.
“You know you look […]

Chinese Chick Art 2008

The Chinese Cultural Revolution scoured anything other than communist art from the vision of the masses. Artists were exiled to the hinterlands and countless treasures destroyed by degree from the Gang of 4. The West turned its back on China without a backward glance, however the sleeping dragon has once more awakened in the Celestial […]

Burma Ruby Ban by USA

Thaksin is meandering about Beijing this afternoon, contemplating the old Clash quandary “do I stay or do I go’ as the Thai courts announced Sept 16 as his date to face charges involving corrupt Burma business associates.
Are there any other kind?
Drugs, oil, timber, gems and repression fund SLORC and the USA has stepped into the […]

Thaksin’s wife Slammed with 3 Years

Ex-PM Thaksin’s legal advisers must be telling him to take an extended vacation away from his native land, for the Thai criminal court has found his wife, her brother, and secretary guilty of tax evasion charges, despite Ms. Potojam’s sincere protestations that the sold shares were a gift and not a business venture. The court […]

Thai Babewatch

If the greatest compliment is plagiarism, then the Thais are the best complimenters in the world. Fake watches, fake bags, fake love. Fake top 40 bands at beer bars cranking out dinosaur rock for those stuck in the 70s. Copies of your favorite meals. Even the soap operas follow the scripts of DALLAS , but […]

Gentleman’s Massage Pattaya

I write for several small publications and getting free-bies is an expected perk of this job, since it pays so little. A month ago the editor of Pattaya Beyond asked me to write a review about gentleman’s Masssage on on Soi 1 3rd Road in North Pattaya. I didn’t mention this assignment to my wife […]

Nut @ PP Massage

Nut and I flirted a lot at the Buffalo Bar. She was pretty and liked to drink Heineken. These beers seemed to dismantle her decision process when choosing who to accept as date for the night. She’d go with the fat, short, ugly, and tall. Afterwards saying, “We did nothing.”
It’s not easy working at a […]