Monthly Archives: June 2008

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Getting Rid of an Ex

Back in the 1990s I was still a young man. My girlfriend didn’t accept that i no longer wanted to see her and stalked me for several months. She was beautiful, rich, and a good laugh. When I spoke to the 9th Precinct police about this matter, they laughed in my face and threw me [...]

Another Small Step for a Farang ie Fatal

Mike’s Shopping Mall on Beach Road was the setting for yet-another suicide by a desperate farang. Pattaya’s Stairway to Heaven has seen a rash of fatal leaps over the years, this time from the secluded back of the building into the parking lot. There is no suicide hotline in Pattaya, which is a tough town [...]

Looking for Osama Bin Laden

George W Bush has called for the immediate capture of Osama Bin Laden and Federal authorities arrested hundreds of adult prostitutes and 21 throw-away over a five-day series of raids in a vain attempt to discover if any of them knew where Osama Bin Laden is hiding under the guise as a pimp. None of [...]

Miami Sex Bus Bust

America is a land of No; no drugs, no drinking, no weird sex. America is also a country of innovation and the two nations went head to head this week when under-cover detectives raided a ‘brothel bus’ cruising Miami Beach’s beach strip . The popular trip on the Babylon-mobile cost $40 for an open bar [...]