Archive for May, 2008

Health advice for Beer Worshippers

Entering Pattaya on Sukhumvit it is hard not to notice the expansion of the Bangkok Pattaya Hospital. This annex is being prepared for the expected arrival of retirees moving into the thousands of houses being constructed from Naklua to Jomtien. The proposed name of this extension plays to the spiritual background of the patients.
Gra-dai teung […]

USA Trade Deficit Solution

As I mentioned I’m going back to the USA. It is my homeland.

I care about apple pie especially since no one can make it like my mother.
I also believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, which is why I live in Thailand.
The life is good under the mango tree in my front yard. […]

Mile High Club

Ever since the Wright Brothers flew at Kitty Hawk man has been attempting an endless assortment of tricks and risks in flight. Of course most of us are content to get from points A to B. Up and down without ragheads hijacking the plane for an unscheduled landing in a prominent building. Of course a […]

17 Hours Bangkok-JFK Express

I’ve traveled from Bangkok-New York over 40 times in the last 15 years. East via Europe. West via Tokyo or Korea or Taipei. The stopovers at these transit terminals were rehearsals for purgatory and if so then drinks are cheap in that spiritual way station. In fact nothing is cheap in transit lounges, unless your […]

The Amazing Car Machine

Jocko Weyland, our China correspondent was driving in his Nissan in LA. He had to find someplace to park it while he was away. The car solve this problem by giving up the ghost.
The Amazing Car Machine
1993-May 19th, 2008

In loving memory
A great little car, possibly the greatest little car ever, “The Amazing Car
Machine” ­known as  […]

Where’s the Peace

My step-father’s farm lies about 200 kilometers north of Bangkok. Den annually harvests one rice crop. The rest of the year he tends to his roaming cattle. His house is small. Electricity comes from a solar panel providing energy for a small TV, radio, light bulb, and fan. Den couldn’t be more happy in this […]

Aussie Sex Slave Madam

Several months ago Ort was sitting in the Tiger Bar. The 23 year-old was the skinniest girl in the bar. She had her choice of customers. None suited her. “All of them are kee-nio.”

“How much they pay you?”
“1500 baht for short time. 2500 for all night.” She ordered another beer on my tab.
“That’s sounds okay.” […]

Nuking Iran

GW Bush toured the Middle East to celebrate Israel’s 60th anniversary and beg the Saudis to increase oil production. He successfully ate cake with the Israelis, but he pleas for mercy at the pumps was met with a stony silence. The US president knows how to handle Arabs and a high official hinted to Israeli […]

Prostitution In Providence

I’ve been back in the States a month. My funds are getting low. Hell, they were low when I left Thailand. A friend offered a job in Providence. hang drapes at the Biltmore Hotel. $300/ 2 days. Not enough for a ticket back to paradise, but half of that amount would take care of my […]

Ted Kennedy Survives Helicopter Ride

Ted Kennedy was hospitalized for a seizure this weekend. The senior senator was helicoptered to Mass General Hospital where he remains in stable condition. This brush with near-death was not his first and far from as famous as the Chappaquiddick Bridge incident, which resulted in the drowning death of of his late brother’s secretary, Mary […]