Yesterday was Halloween.

Pattaya celebrated the old Celtic festival of Samhain with a singularly Thai flavor. Bar girls dressed in skimpy dresses and go-go girls painted fake blood on their faces. Farangs drank more than normal nights. It’s a pagan holiday and nothing says pagan better than sex go-go girls beer and a devilish hang-over the morning-after.

I got no farther than the Buffalo Bar.

I was wearing my Ramones outfit.

Torn jeans, Keds sneakers, a Ramones t-shirt, and Ramones baseball cap.

None of the girls made any comment, since I’ve worn the same outfit to the bar on innumerable occasions.

I drank five Chang beers. 6.9 % alcohol. I asked the lesbian girls to short-time with me.

They laughed at me.

Scary how funny they thought my lewd suggstions

Only scary thing about Halloween 2007 other than my two-minute motorcycle ride home.

5 Chang beers are mighty scary.

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