Thailiban After Adulterous Teachers

Morals 101 will be a new lesson for Thai teachers, as the nation’s Education Minister warned that state school teachers found in extra-marital liaisons will be severely punished by a civil service tribunal. Present penalties for transgressions of lak-lop must be ineffectual and the proposed strictures have been upgraded to permanent dismissal from the civil service and all the creature comforts of having to teach school in an overcrowded school to kids high on sugar. 


Before to this edict I had been ignorant of this mee-choo plague pestering the ranks of the teachers. Steamy after-school or even during school trysts. Kissing and worse behind the closed cloak room doors. Scandalous behavior unbecoming teachers. Of course the question arises as to what constitutes adultery or gaa-may-soo-mi?t-chaa-jaan.

Two married teachers going to a love hotel after school definitely merits the definition of adultery. A married teachers sleeping with a single teacher means the married teacher is guilty of sin. Holding hands is forgivable but maybe not according to Thai traditions. Losing your pension might seem harsh, until remembering that lying with another person’s spouse has been punishable by stoning in the Bible and still occurs in Iran.

So Thai teachers should be happy about escaping a stoning.

But all that drama for a kiss.

Teachers having sex with adult teachers.

Scary thought considering most teachers aren’t that sexy.

Obviously someone high up has discovered that her husband was fooling around with a teacher and wants to punish them all for the acts of a unfaithful husband. Yes, hell has no fury like a woman scorned, which is why I stay out of schools.

Best teacher rock video 1984’s Van Halen’s HOT FOR TEACHER.

Ow! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!
I’ve got it bad, so bad
I’m hot for teacher!

Hey, I heard you missed us
We’re back! (Hey!)
I brought my pencil
Give me something to write on, man!



I heard about your lessons
but lessons are so cold
I didn’t know about this school
Little girl from Cherry Lawn
How can you be so bold?
How did you know that golden rule?

I think of all the education that I’ve missed
But then my homework was never quite like this!

Whoa! Got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!
I’ve got it bad, so bad
I’m hot for teacher!

(Guitar Solo)

Oh man, I think the clock is slow
(What are you doin’ this weekend?) I don’t feel tardy
Class dismissed!

I’ve got it bad,
Got it bad,
Got it bad,
I’m hot for teacher!

Oh! Ooh, yes I’m hot

Oh my God!

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