Monthly Archives: January 2007

Russian Jet from U-tapao blows out tires

A recent flight of russki tourists out of U-tapao Airport had to make an emergency landing in Karachi after the pilots discovered sevral of their tires had disintegrated during take-off. Once safely on the ground Pakistani experts examining the plane concluded the damage came from the weight of the Russians and their luggage. “Thank Allah this wasn’t [...]

MUSE the group

My nephew in the UK said he liked Muse, so I picked a bootleg copy of BLACK HOLES AND REVELATIONS at the temple market. $2.60 instead of $21.99 at the Virgin Megastore in Times Square. Not counting tax. Their ABSOLUTION CD was #1 the UK and France too. At home I put on BLACK HOLES AND [...]

The death of the Buffalo Bar

When the Buffalo Bar opened eleven years ago, Pattaya’s 3rd Road was dirt and the surrounding acreage mostly coconut plantations. My French friends and I called the new establishment ‘le campagne’ or the country. The out of the way location was discreet and the girls were loose as Catholic schoolgirls on Qualludes. Whereas in the west [...]

Danger Donald Duck

Quack quack quack It’s that time of year again. Bird flu on the wing. A flock of duck in Phitsanulok has been infect with the deadly virus. Beware ducks. Symptons; fever, cough, sore throat, muscle ache, conjuntivitis Almost the same for living too hard. Just a friendly warning.

Adultery in Motor City

A recent Michigan high court ruling about a man selling Oxycontin to a waitress for sexual favors caused the dealer to be charged with adultery under an obscure law decreeing that a person is guilty of a first class felony whenever sexual penetration occurs during the commission of other crimes. In other words what goes on behind [...]