Monthly Archives: November 2006

Mile-High sex threat to USA

Erica Jong immortalized sex in an airplane in her 1973 novel FEAR OF FLYING. The book sold 12 million copies. Airline stewardesses were sexual icons. Young, thin, and friendly. The skies were our friends. All changed after 9/11 and recently a couple was arrested for violating the Patriot Act by being a little too intimate […]

One down – Two more Biggies to go

On Tuesday the American electorate gave what GW Bush later said in his hick accent, “We got a ’thumpin’.” Pundits at Fox News were stunned by the setback, but the GOP was infuriated by the President’s announcement that Don Rumsfeld was ‘cutting and running’ from his post as Secretary of Defense, since only last week GW […]

TV contest all-comers Pattaya

My mother wanted a daughter for her second child and bought tons of girl’s clothing for my birth. Sadly I turned out with the wrong plumbing, however this gender disappointment didn’t shortcircuit my mother’s proudly dressing her new-born boy as a girl. People raised in the Great Depression understood the value of money and buying new […]

German bank robber ends crime wave in Pattaya

It’s desperation season again. Foreigners come to Pattaya with the goal of living out the rest of their life on the Eastern Seaboard. Some arrive with millions and others start businesses to finance the lifestyles of the ne’er-do-well and infamous. Most last about a year and a half before realizing their nest eggs and dream […]

Coyote dancers banned from religious events

On April 1 1995 the porno parlors of Times Square closed for good thanks to the edict of mayor Guiliani, who at the time was having an extramartial affair. The infamous Combat Zone in Boston has been reduced to three XXX rated book stores and a bunch of drunks. After centuries of instructing Paris men in […]