MangoZeen

My family is divided between the parties; Democraps and GOP dopes.
My politics linger on the lunatic fringe as a libertarian who worships beer.
My older brother and his wife are firm anti-terror war hawks, although my brother reckons nations go to war due to a lack of sex. My sister-in-law worked for Bush the Old at the […]

A miracle in Hanoi.
Prison officials for the death row have announced that a female inmate incarcernated for the last year in solitary confinement has become pregnant. Tests confirm the convicted drug dealer is 11 weeks late for her period, despite having no physical contact with any humans.
Virgin birth?
Prison officials are investigating how Nyugen Thi Oanh, 39, could have become […]

The tantalizing Thai beauty, Tata Young, has been invited to star alongside Nicholas Cage for a Hollywood movie. She has passed the competitive casting gauntlet  for a film featuring a naked love scene with the movie star.

Her price for this unclothed appearance.
25,000,000 baht.
To pretend to make love.
The request for her presence came after Nicholas Cage saw […]

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The fiery Frisbee of the November sun flattened atop the Jersey Palisades to lance a dying ray off a West Village window. This wavering reflection stalked the Christopher Street pier foot by foot toward a lone youth tuning a battered guitar. He appeared unaware of the approaching glow, then broke into a smile shy of surprise, as the […]

CBGBs is closing its doors October 15 after 33 years.

The Bowery bar had been home to punk since 1975. The Ramones were the house band in those early days. 24 songs in 30 minutes. Blondie starred as the sex attraction. Talking Heads brought in the college crowd and the heartbreakers with Johnny Thunders appealed to […]

I can’t remember which commandment belongs to ‘thou shalt not steal’. I’ll guess #6. I agree with this rule, for aside from being karmically wrong, the rewards of theft are outweighed by the negatives.

Why?
Because people make mistakes and two heads are not smarter than one and three are stupider than two.
The proof comes from the recent […]

The other day Big Al claimed that while Phuket had 300 bars and go-gos, Pattaya surpassed 10,000. Considering the population of Babylon by the Sea is under 200,000, the number seemed a little high, until I counted over 40 bars on Soi 6 alone.

Still like GW Bush contesting recent estimates of Iraqi civilian death since […]

On March 31, 1995 Mayor Guiliani closed the last porno parlor on 42nd Street. Patrons of the peep shows cried on the sidewalk. Drug dealers, hustlers, and whores were evicted from their territory by policemen. Even panhandlers were forcibly advised to find another spot to milk the city’s human kindness.
Times Square was exorcising its demons.
Soon […]

This email came from the Old Roue who is in NYC for a month.
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ERIE, Pa. (AP) - A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a
domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her
boyfriend with the child, authorities said.
Ah, the Heartland.
“Home”, as Groucho said, “is where you hang your head.”
Meanwhile in […]

This morning a nuclear bomb was tested underground to celebrate the 9th anniversery of Kim Sung-Il’s appointment as the leader of the Korean Workers Party. International reaction was swift condemnation, especially by the USA, which remains the only nation to have dropped A-Bombs on civilian targets.

The UN responded to prodding by the USA with a […]