MangoZeen

Five years after 9/11 a man in Islamic attire appeared on the Maine Turnpike near South Portland. Numerous motorists called 911, because the man was carrying dynamite and bore a likeness to the infamous Osama Bin Laden. State Police swarmed to the scene. The bearded man was now brandishing a gun. The cops disarmed and arrested the wanted terrorist some fifty miles north of […]

17% of Americans believe that Christ will stage his 2nd Coming in their lifetime. TV media messiahs seek teens to fatten their flock, but as Karl Marx said, “Religion is the greatest opiate of the masses other than opium.”
Refused access to a harmless marijuna high by gestapo narks, sub-draft age kids are turning to Jesus […]

Listening to the Fox News flacks boast the US economy, I don’t think the talking heads are worried about the 3 million Americans living overseas. Our purchasing value has lost 11% over the past year and the GOP crows that this imbalance makes American products more attractive to foreign consumers.
American products?
Pornography, cars better suited to a Soviet […]

Erica Jong wrote a airborne toilet sex scene into her novel FEAR OF FLYING. The novel sold millions and intorduced the term ‘mile-high sex’ into the American lexicon. Actually aviation sex should have been called ‘about five-mile high sex’ since most trans-Atlantic flight fly at 30,000 feet. I tried to persuade a few girlfirends to initiate me into this lofty […]

Years ago my cousin Sharon starred in the XXX film trade. She performed in over 2000 skin flicks. Her performance as a runaway teenager in THE SEDUCTION OF JOY was more honest Nicole Kidman in MOULIN ROUGE, however pornstars never get nominated for Oscars.

Exiled from the mainstream my cousin sought various incomes to augment her acting fees; […]

Two years ago the entrance of the Hollywood Disco burned to the ground. Fortunately no one died and authorities blamed the conflagration on a short with the exterior lighting.
Lightning normally doesn’t strike twice unless it’s Texas Lightning.
Monday night the entrance to Hollywood Disco was once more wrapped in fire. No customers were in the club […]

After Tom Selleck, Chuck Norris was my late gay brother’s favorite actor. Michael’s favoritism had everything to do with the facial hair. James Brolin was his third choice. Strangely Bryan La Boeuf, painter and rodeo phenom. emailed a list for Chuck Norris.
The top ten.
And Bryan is straight. 
Being a Bruce Lee fan I have never understood the […]

Last week the USA passed the 300 million mark in population. This milestone threatens neither the Gold winner China and Silver medalist India. Both are over a billion, however for sheer body mass and consumption America easily surpasses the newcomers to world supremacy.
An Indian weighs 45 kil0rams, while Americans average 90kg.
The sub-continent’s weight total comes to […]

The Thai calendar has a plenthora of non-western holidays.
Most foreigners have no idea that a day is a holiday until they gather in  stupified huddles before bank, utility office, or post office. None can read the Sanskrit sign. Asking a pThai about the date offers little help, since most farangs are clueless about their own heritages, let alone Thai […]

Last week Bangkok’s ‘Sex Education Van’ visited Pattaya’s notorious short-time street, Soi 6, which many farangs called ‘Soi half-a-dozen’ to throw suspicous girlfriends off their trail. Soi 6 boasts 43 bars. Most are short time joints. The action is casual sex. Wham-bam-thank you, m’am.
These establishments employ from 5-20 women, whose beauty ranges from stunning to beastoid. Due to […]