Monthly Archives: August 2006

Bush Speech

A speech the commander-in-chief will never make. My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.  Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from […]

9/11 – The movie

Last night I bought a DVD of Oliver Stone’s new film 9/11 The Thai seller promised the bootleg was 95% perfect. Most pirate copies aren’t 100% until someone gets their hands on the master. A month usually. Being a New Yorker I took a chance and wasn’t disappointed by the quality of the DVD. I […]

9/11 plus 5 Pattaya Memorial

My wife has been out of town for over a week. She had gone up country to the rice paddies with my daughter to take care of a sick sister. Champoo, my dog, escorted on my nights at the Buffalo Bar. The bar on 3rd Road is a convenient five-minute motorcycle ride to my soi […]

Clinton turns 60 (Fans schedule trip to Pattaya)

Bill Clinton will be 60 on Saturday. At that age you are closer to 100 than 20. No matter what ageing baby-boomers says, 60 is not a 21st Century 40. Says 60 to someone 20 and they’ll turn you off faster than an outdated video game. Of course when you’re president, absolute power shaves off […]

Future of Flying

Terrorism has cost us freedom in the air. First it was Xray machines. Then it was taking off our shoes. Now it’s no hand luggage. It’s easy to see the future in this instance. We will be flying naked within the year. And considering the shape of most Americans that will be scary than any […]