Monthly Archives: August 2006

Bush Speech

A speech the commander-in-chief will never make. My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed.  Since Congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from [...]

9/11 – The movie

Last night I bought a DVD of Oliver Stone’s new film 9/11 The Thai seller promised the bootleg was 95% perfect. Most pirate copies aren’t 100% until someone gets their hands on the master. A month usually. Being a New Yorker I took a chance and wasn’t disappointed by the quality of the DVD. I [...]

9/11 plus 5 Pattaya Memorial

My wife has been out of town for over a week. Gone with my daughter to take care of a sick sister in the rice paddies. Champoo, my dog, was my escort for my nights at the Buffalo Bar. 3rd Road is a convenient five-minute motorcycle ride to my soi and no one ever bothered [...]

Clinton turns 60 (Fans schedule trip to Pattaya)

Bill Clinton will be 60 on Saturday. At that age you are closer to 100 than 20. No matter what ageing baby-boomers says, 60 is not a 21st Century 40. Says 60 to someone 20 and they’ll turn you off faster than an outdated video game. Of course when you’re president, absolute power shaves off [...]

MIAMI VICE

I have not seen MIAMI VICE. The movie. I like the TV show. 1984-1989. Guns, girls, and crime. Tubbs and Crockett. I had been to that Miami Beach; Wolfie’s Deli, Little Havana, the Ace of Spades Bar, cocaine, cheap hotels, and fast boats. My friend found a kilo of blow on the beach and gave [...]