MangoZeen

Illiterati of the Internet

I went to a good university, where I studied English and foreign languages, but there is something about the Internet that turns my fingers into thumbs dedicated to spawning unintelligible messages. Having read emails from friends and family, I would have to say that this deficit in spelling as well as grammar has risen illiteracy to a new level unrivalled since the Dark Ages, when there were only 3 books in all of Christiandom.

The Bible and two holy treatises on pornography.

One male one female with a small pamphlet for the perverse.

But little concern needs be shed about this collapse of intelligence.

You only have to read the following to understand why we no longer need geniuses.

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the
olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit
pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the
wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was
ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

Like I said who ndees samrts?