World Cup versus Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods failed to make the cut for the US Open was on the minds of many Americans this weekend, instead of the US Team’s game against Italy. I was at a barbecue with 25 people. The game was on and I was the only one watching. No one even asked about the game.


“You hear that Tiger didn’t make the cut.”

Now I like Tiger. He’s half-Thai and half USA, but is one man’s failure more important than the national team’s struggle against a squad of Italian hairdressers.

The answer is yes.

They don’t even call ‘football’ football here. It’s soccer.

“I can’t get worked up about a game where no one scores.”

Sort of like Friday night dates in the USA

No one is getting laid.

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